Top 10 Signs You Might Be Trying to Conceive
Trying to conceive, for some women, is a real project. Even if you don’t have any fertility struggles, per se, it can still take a few months of trying to get it right. Accordingly, women who are trying to conceive often take a number of steps in order to maximize their chances of success and to quicken the conception process.
It helps, sometimes, to deal with a stressful or frustrating situation with just a little dose of humor. In that spirit, we present to you the top 10 signs you might be trying to conceive:
- You know the meanings of the following acronyms: BFP, AF, DTD, DH, BT, CM and BD.
- You use any of those acronyms, out loud, in a conversation with your partner, family member or friend.
- Your months don’t have either 30 or 31 days. They all have exactly 28 (or 35, or 32, or however long your cycle is).
- You’ve purchased a year’s supply of pregnancy test strips, ovulation kits and three extra basal body temperature thermometers because they were on sale.
- Your partner finds tiny cups of urine all over the house.
- You’re afraid to plan vacations and other events more than 5 or 6 months ahead, because the last thing you want to do is cancel your airplane tickets because you’re pregnant.
- Any time you feel a little bit of moisture, you dash off to the bathroom to check your cervical mucus.
- Every time you wipe after ovulation, you check for any sign of implantation bleeding.
- If you have to pee, even if you have to pee really bad, you’ll hold it until you can find a stick (the right kind, of course) to pee on.
- You have between 3 and 5 different ovulation calculator applications installed on your smartphone.
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